10 Jokes
- I lost my Grandad last month, he isn’t dead hes in Ikea
- I saw a peeping tom in your gardern but i warned him this is my patch
- are you having trouble getting out of the bath? its pretty much game over for you then
- Legs, Tongues and Bums wanted by Cannibal
- Turn left enter cyton and lose the will to live
- the sun, racist in public so you dont have to be
- im going on come dine with me this time its going to be at Hannibal Lectors house
- im going on Grand Designs this time its Josef Fritzel’s house
- this has been a lovely dinner i say we raise a glass TO ZA FUHRER
- help yourself to nibbles he was my favourite hampster but its what he would have wanted
First Thing we all said on the day after V-day
Me: Mission Accomplished
AJ: that was GREAT
Jenna: Night well wasted
Racheal: what a night
Rosie: wow!
Kirsty: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hope: oh boy
Kookie: Dam
Stevie: morning sweetie
Ashley: i hate Valentines
i heard AJ is sexually adventurous have you 2 ever had a threesome?
Anonymous
nope, had a 4some twice 1st one was a dissapointment
im confused are Ashley & Kookie lesbians?
Anonymous
ILL ASK QUESTIONS THEN IF NOBODY ELSE WILL, Whats AJ's Hair colour?, Eye colour? & does she have freckles?
Anonymous
why am i doing alot of quotes today? because im getting SAI tomorrow for art & i have no questions to answer
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Me, 00:17 19th feburary 2012, because its true
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if its alright with you
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Ashley Kathy, 6th december 1996-forseeable future, she finishes every sentence with this its like being friends with Fluttershy :3
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Sis
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Jenna Drewll, 2000, Jenna’s First Word
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Rainbow, Can a half black person say the N word?
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Kirsty McFarlane, 18/02/11, questioning if she can
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Your a Good Friend Rainbow
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Sunny Harrens, 31 march 2007, her last words to me before she killed herself
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MY POTATOES
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Kookie Murray, After her potatoes where thrown down a hill by me After her potatoes rolled down a hill
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i kinda, sorta fucked his wife
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Kirsty McFarlane, 15th February 2012, to me after asking why she was sleeping on my couch
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if Jesus is in all of us wouldn’t that make him Bi?
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Jeff Walden, 16th February 2012, to Father Cullen when he said jesus is in all of us
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